Bask in the glory of online presence.
Is your lack of marketing and tech savvy holding you back from online holiness?
Child, you are not alone.
Let FunnelNun™ serve as the intermediary between you and the almighty internet. She can lead you to the Promised Land.
A Liturgy.
This is not just another “one size fits all” marketing software suite with a steep learning curve. Beloved, you trusted those Jezebels who promised you the world only to spin you up in trickery for their own profits.
This is a one-to-one service with human beings on the other side, who consider your plight as their own.
We care for our flock.
Nunya Business
Let her handle it.
Website
A custom-branded site with landing pages that perform, all on a platform that fits your needs best. FunnelNun™ acts on your behalf to utilize the third party services that best suit your needs, so if the day comes that you’re ready to be ordained as an internet marketer, the transition will be seamless.
Funnels
The Nun puts the fun in funnels. Sales funnels are combinations of content marketing, direct marketing, and facilitating conversions. Our clergy of marketing professionals has the experience and technical knowledge to build out all of these funnels in a way that gains the favor of the almighty internet.
Email Automations
A bulletin for your disciples. FunnelNun’s™ monthly rate includes basic email automations to ensure the faithful are edified with education, offers, and benedictions. Guide your flock effortlessly, shepherding them with automatic messages. It sure beats scribing on papyrus from a prison cell!
She doesn’t miss.
FunnelNun™ is backed by her “clergy” of marketing professionals who have turned even the most destitute side hustles into glorious income replacements all the way to multi-million dollar companies, and everything in between. Come under our tutelage, child, and you shall likely prosper.
As your needs grow…
So doth her ministry.
Knowing the marketing scripture forward and backward, the clergy has more disciplines available to further advance your path to business holiness. Narrow is the path, friends, but we have found it. We can aid you with much more than just a few web pages and emails.